Summer is typically a slower news season. That's why it came as a complete surprise to military observers when today, without warning, West Texas declared itself a nuclear state. The seemingly dormant Super Villain, PJM, came out of hiding this morning and declared that not only is he pursuing nuclear weapons, he's been doing so for years now. CLICK HERE for the original story confirming earlier suspicions in the news report HERE.
Meanwhile, Iran held a national rally this morning welcoming Christoval into the nuclear fold.
When pressed by reporters for an official statement, IAEA Director General Yukiya Amano, formerly of Samsung, repeated a calming, "Okay, no problem. Thanks for the information. I understand your concern. I'll be with you in just a moment. Thanks for waiting."