Today marks the first day of school in many places around the world. I don't know how much you pay attention to news from other countries, but today began the first day of "glorious indoctrination and drill to the joy of our exalted leader" in North Korea. The Korean Central News Agency of DPRK, released the following photo of a happy classroom in Pyongyang leaving a recently constructed greenhouse.
Western operatives have informed us that the class is currently studying Wind Turbine Technology, Pneumatics, DC and AC Circuit Design, as well as Semiconductor and Digital Physics. Where the Hermit Kingdom acquired such knowledge has baffled western observers. One unnamed source described the technological advances as progressing at a "Z-boom pace."