He then started singing a slightly off-key number which he had composed. The chorus of which is translated as follows:
I know it's not popular to sing of man love
But PJM, your villainy, is one cut above
I thought I loved Fidel for his funny hat
But the West Texas gringo is one fashion cat
You Occupied Pugh Park while we were apart
but you should know now, you occupy my heart.
A shocked audience stood motionless as Chavez ended with a loud,
I would nationalize the world for you!
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In other news, Super Villain PJM of West Texas recently revealed that he has hacked into private e-mail accounts and is actively engaged in intercepting international telecommunications. I'm very concerned that he now possesses SPAM capability, so if you receive suspicious e-mail with titles like, "buy cheap peacock eggs," or any e-mail from a Texan Prince asking for your assistance in moving millions of dollars from his homeland in exchange for a percentage reward in assisting him, delete these immediately.
He even went so far as to post snippets of my e-mail (intentionally edited to make me look bad) to one of his former victims now in hiding in a remote location in East Africa. In the e-mail, I was asking for photographs of the elusive villain. Why, you ask? PJM is a man with a thousand disguises (most of them hats). As he slips in and out of our peace loving society, we must remain vigilant in keeping the public aware of his every move. If you recognize him, please take every precaution for your own safety. Remember, this is the man who ended the beloved Mystery Person contest and who weaponized peafowl excrement. Who knows what other villainy he may be devising.